{"product_id":"cowfolks-guide-to-getting-older-book","title":"Cowfolk's Guide To Getting Older Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eJudge Roy English has probably seen or heard it all in his courtroom. And now that he is retired and getting a little older, his country wisdom appeals to all who’ve had a few “senior moments” or who refuse to just sit back and grow old gracefully. Hard-won and universal wisdom from the ranch for those folks gittin’ up in years.\u003cbr\u003eGems include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Don’t spread your blanket where a cat’s been diggin’.”\u003cbr\u003e“It don’t take a very big man to carry a grudge.”\u003cbr\u003e“Every path has some puddles.”\u003cbr\u003e“When I am an old coot I will go to the Dairy Queen and dip my dentures in the hot fudge when the waitress isn’t looking.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHardcover 240 pgs\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gibbs smith","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41160500871301,"sku":"","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/3723\/files\/4693ff7f6aee8486fdbfa89dc3c116181c7c5c380289e55b98c4d9ca30c5b389.webp?v=1742313779","url":"https:\/\/www.shopthepug.com\/products\/cowfolks-guide-to-getting-older-book","provider":"Shop The Pug","version":"1.0","type":"link"}