Hap-Penis On Your Birthday Card
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From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's also blank inside, so you can write your own personal message. Each card is printed in Colorado, USA, on a paper matte stock and comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper.
Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message - Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging - Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish - Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)
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