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Room and Linen spray
4 oz.
Handcrafted in the midwest.
Scent options:
-anti bullshit: Keeps the shit talkers from talking shit (teakwood & vanilla)
-fuk off: Keeps the assholes away for a good while (sweet floral)
-kloroform: soothes your guests into calmness and tranquility ( lavender & lemon blend)
Free shipping on orders $150 or more! Flat rate shipping is $8.25!
Please note that if you are placing an order that needs to be shipped, and you have products from both locations, you will be charged shipping twice.
If you choose local pickup, make sure you have the correct location.
Generally: 00-Extra Small, 0-2 Small, 4-6 Medium, 8-10 Large, 12-14 Extra Large
Every item runs a little bit differently than others. Please pay special attention to the product description where we will note if the item runs small, large, or true to size.