{"product_id":"twinkle-twinkle-music-box","title":"Twinkle Twinkle Music Box","description":"\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eA pocket-sized keepsake with a mischievous twist—this hand-crank music box features a \u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003eblack wooden\u003c\/strong\u003e laser-etched outer design and plays \"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star\" when cranked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eInside the lid is the message: \"Twinkle twinkle little star what a cunt I think you are,\" making it a wildly irreverent gift for those with a dark sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5) [\u0026amp;+:not(h3)]:mt-[calc(var(--slate-dimensions-5)\/4)]\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-[calc(var(--slate-dimensions-5)\/4)] list-outside p-0 ps-(--slate-spacing-element-large) list-disc [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:list-disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eSong: Plays the classic \"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star\" via a manual hand crank—no batteries required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eExterior: Black wooden laser-etched decorative pattern\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eInterior message: \"Twinkle twinkle little star what a cunt I think you are\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eMusic box dimensions — 3-1\/2\" W x 2\" D x 1-1\/2\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003ePackaging: Outer box dimensions 3-3\/4\" x 2-3\/8\" x 2\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41948518678661,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/3723\/files\/AD6793DC-3E1E-4434-9099-E2EF7C2EB83F.jpg?v=1792037073","url":"https:\/\/www.shopthepug.com\/products\/twinkle-twinkle-music-box","provider":"Shop The Pug","version":"1.0","type":"link"}