Have A Willy Great Birthday Card
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Featuring a plethora of penis illustrations, this beautiful card is sure going to make them laugh or question your sanity. Made from sturdy premium card stock and coated with a matte finish, this durable card sends a hefty message of appreciation. Writing on inside says, "I hope you have a nice thick serving of cock."
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