Valentines Only Ass Your Getting Card

Looking for a laugh this Valentine's Day? This cheeky card delivers the perfect punchline for anyone with a sense of humor. Skip the sappy sentiments—this card cuts straight to the funny with a witty jab that'll get a guaranteed chuckle. Whether you're poking fun at a friend, roasting a partner, or just spreading some irreverent Valentine's Day vibes, this card proves that the best relationships are built on brutal honesty and belly laughs. Because sometimes the realest love language is a good-natured insult wrapped in comedy gold.

This card folds to 5-inches by 7-inches and comes with a matching kraft envelope that perfectly compliments the color and texture of the card. Designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish.