Ranch Style Graphic Tee

Ingredients:

 * Big ol’ bowl of dried pinto beans 
 * A buncha chilis, don’t skimp 
 * Eyeball some garlic, onion, and ‘maters 
 * Little bit of that ‘mater juice and vinegar 
 * Ranch spices. Don’t know ‘em, you don’t need this recipe 
 * Beef broth like grandma used to make 

Ya take all that, throw it out the window, and make a real “Western” hat instead. Perfecto.