This Beer Was Not Purchased Here Can Coolie

You may get asked if you bought that beer here. Just hold up the koozie and let them see for themselves. It’s not your fault they didn’t read it correctly.

You definitely didn’t bring that beer from home, right? Either way, keep it cold in style. Crafted from 3mm premium neoprene, and with a sublimated design (not printed!), it'll look fresh for years to come.